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A driver is pulled over by a policeman.Man:iconpervmonkeyplz:: :iconsaysplz:Is there a problem Officer?A driver is pulled over by a policeman. by twoeliz
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Sir, you were speeding.
Man::iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz: Oh I see.
Officer: :iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz:Can I see your licence please?
Man: :iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz:I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Don't have one?
Man: :iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz:Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
Officer: :iconcomeatmeplz::iconsaysplz:I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man::iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz: I can't do that.
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Why not?
Man::iconahemplz: :iconsaysplz:I stole this car.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Stole it?
Man: :iconyoyosarcasmplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, and I killed the owner.
Officer: :iconshockplz::iconsaysplz:You what?
Man::iconmonkeyclap::iconsaysplz: She's in the t
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Good day! I am TheSandvich! It is a great pleasure to make your acquaintance and to welcome you to my humble page! I am not ashamed to admit that I lack skill in many of the disciplines this site glorifies, but when I do decide to create "art" I mainly do photography, but I will sometimes take up a pencil and attempt to draw or write! (Key word: attempt.)
I also create a few ridiculous things that I do not consider "art" even by my own low standards. I keep these locked deep away in my "Scraps" section, so feel free to waste a few moments of your finite life checking those out as well!
Regarding my personal tastes, I enjoy basically any art that is aesthetically pleasing, particularly if it has something to do with science fiction or humour. I am also a fan of transformation art - that is, art depicting people turning into animals/dinosaurs/Pokémon et cetera ad nauseam. Why? Well, why not‽ <-- (Notice the use of the interrobang!)
Oh, and I also like Pokémon. A lot.
And now, the inevitable bunch of Pokémon stuff!!! (Please note that it is improper grammar to use multiple punctuation marks.)